Did you see or touch any monkeys?

The answer is Yes! This was taken at Mount Emei (uh MAY) and these monkeys are vicious b*stards. They steal things from tourists, will attack you if they think you have food, and are generally pissed off that there's a bunch of humans on their turf. The only thing they're afraid of are the ladies that patrol the "Joking Monkey Zone" (actual name) with big sticks and will actually throw rocks at the monkeys if they are not behaving.